Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Watching her eat just hurts me
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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