The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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