There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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