Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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