No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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