the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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