im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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