Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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