can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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