Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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