Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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