The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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