I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
God, I missed his penis.
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