lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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