Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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