It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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