So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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