Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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