I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
accomplished twins. life is a go
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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