I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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