this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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