I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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