Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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