Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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