She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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