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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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