"it" just moved
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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