very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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