You're my little dorito
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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