its not stalking. its research.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
