Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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