is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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