Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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