Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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