she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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