i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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