Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
