We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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