I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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