ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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