none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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