So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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