ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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