Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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