Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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