FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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