Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
do nipples grow back?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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