I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i think i have two assholes
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Randomize
