how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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