He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
True strength comes from lack of pants
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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