We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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