Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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