Soap is not a condiment
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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