Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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