I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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