Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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