In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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